Friday, January 8, 2010

Let's Help the Republicans Out. Plus Save America.

It's not possible to get through an hour or more of cable television without running across some Republican congressman, senator, factotum or, you know, Fox TV host, telling us that the real key to insuring American security is for the President of the United States to say "War on Terror!" several times a day.

If he can look panicky like Dubya always did, or better yet, snarl like Big Dick, extra points and more safer still.

So here's my plan. Tomorrow evening, say 6pm EDT, 3 West Coast time, ajd whatever it is for the rest of you fly-over people, we all go outside, stand on the walk and yell, in unison to the degree it's possible "War on Terror!!!" ten times each, real fast. And loud.

It would probably help if everybody could jump up in the air and click heels together at the end.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

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