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Sunday, July 4, 2010

AKC, take notice.


People desperately want to pet Buddy whenever I take him out walking and they invariably ask what breed he is. He is a shih tzu, of course, and that makes some folks very nervous, especially older ladies.

Ha-ha! You said "shit." Ha-ha!

You see the problem.

Since it is his overwhelming cuteness that creates the problem in the first place, he's decided that we will use that same cuteness to solve it.

We are applying to the American Kennel Club for a new breed category: cute tzu.

This seems a perfect solution and would allow us to them get into the latest craze, cross-breeding. Cross Buddy with a poodle for example and you'd have a cute poo.

Wait. What?

Ha-ha! You said "poo." Ha-ha! 

Damn, this is going to be harder than we thought.

1 comment:

  1. This is a pretty good picture of Buddy, my pal. Thanks!

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